10 Reasons I Close Your Private Chat Room Window:
1. asl (This isn't fucking AOL 1990's chat-rooms. GTFO with that shit)
2. I don't cyber. (Refer to reason above)
3. You have been put on my "Wanker" list. (Ya, more like an IP address list)
4. The conversation is going no where. (We don't get paid by the hour)
5. Within 30 seconds you type the same line more then twice.
6. You have the word "Big" in your nickname. (Sorry if you're a good one. Blame #3)
7. Another girl just told me you're a Wanker. (Us girls do talk)
8. You are under the age of 26.
9. Your answer to being in chat is because you are "bored".
10. You ask me if I am a girl. (I didn't know Lexi was a unisex name)
10 Topics Guys Talk About the Most:
1. Lingerie Fetish
2. Cuckold Fantasy
3. Incest
4. Blackmail
5. Tease and Denial6. Pussy Worship
7. Strap-Ons
8. Oral Sex
9. Being a Sissy
10. Male Domination
10 Topics I Love Talking About the Most:
1. Sucking Cock
2. Incest
3. Rape
4. Bestiality
5. Sadomasochism
6. Strap-Ons
7. Panty Fetish
8. Blackmail
9. Pussy Worship
10. Male Domination
10 Facts About Me You May or May Not Give a Shit About:
1. My favorite color is purple
2. I don't know how to do long division
3. I have a cat who I call "Kitters" "Miss Kitters" "Stupid Fucking Cat" or "Bitch"
4. I was a cheerleader in high school
5. My favorite restaurant is Red Lobster (Coconut Shrimp. mmmm)
6. I love the rain and thunderstorms
7. Team Edward!
8. My favorite TV show is/was Rescue Me
9. Butterflys scare the shit out of me
10. I would love to live in the country and get out of the suburbs
