I think last time I used a banana. I know it was a fruit. Either way, I seem to have a thing for produce.
It all started when I was slicing a cucumber for lunch and I thought, WoW! this would make a great fuck toy. Of course I would think something like that. God forbid I just see a cucumber without thinking about a huge, long, thick cock. But, oh well, I did. And, the thought of the extra cucumbers I had in the fridge did not escape my mind.
So, I'm downstairs, chatting like always, about sex and the damned cucumber pops in my head. Without hesitation, I ran upstairs and grabbed the thickest one from the fridge. Damned thing was cold, so I ran it under hot water for a while. Let me tell you, it was hard getting that cucumber inside me. This was not some salad type cucumber. This was like the steroid fed cucumber.
OMFG! Amazing! Orgasmic. And I am sure delicious if I had used it for it's rightful purpose.
The End.
