I Got a Thing For Produce

I think last time I used a banana. I know it was a fruit. Either way, I seem to have a thing for produce.

It all started when I was slicing a cucumber for lunch and I thought, WoW! this would make a great fuck toy. Of course I would think something like that. God forbid I just see a cucumber without thinking about a huge, long, thick cock. But, oh well, I did. And, the thought of the extra cucumbers I had in the fridge did not escape my mind.

So, I'm downstairs, chatting like always, about sex and the damned cucumber pops in my head. Without hesitation, I ran upstairs and grabbed the thickest one from the fridge. Damned thing was cold, so I ran it under hot water for a while. Let me tell you, it was hard getting that cucumber inside me. This was not some salad type cucumber. This was like the steroid fed cucumber.

OMFG! Amazing! Orgasmic. And I am sure delicious if I had used it for it's rightful purpose.

The End.

My Taboo Dreams This Week

I am not sure if recent calls have been making me dream these taboo dreams this week. Or, if my dreams are coming from my past crushes on my uncles. But, I have had two dreams that were so vivid I just had to share.

My first dream was earlier this week about my older uncle. As most of my dreams go with my family, we were on vacation. Him and I were alone and I was giving him a regular hug. But then, when we were done hugging, we just stood and stared at each other. He started feeling up my ass. Then, he took my hand and put it on his ass. He told me he wanted some time alone with me. His wife was suspicious, so we had to be careful. When no one was around, we would go into one of the bedroom and he would begin sticking his hand down my pants and fingering me. In the dream I actually felt very aroused and at the same time a bit guilty, like maybe we shouldn't be doing this. The arousal feeling won over the guilt. It always does. Unfortunately I woke up before anything else happened.

This next dream played all the way through before I woke up. It felt so real...

This time I was with my younger uncle. This Uncle I have always had a crush on. He is more built and has the personality I am attracted to. We were at a hotel and my family said it was ok if we shared a room. Right away we were fooling around. I playfully climbed on top of him and sat on his cock. Then, I saw my mom at the door and quickly got off. She did not notice. Time skipped suddenly and it was night time. I was now in bed with my uncle. We started making out. I was about 19 in my dream. I was naked and so was he. His cock was so hard. I rubbed it up and down with my hand while I kissed him. I wanted to show him how well I could suck it. I began sucking his cock, licking his swollen cock head, and deepthroating it.

Now, here is where the dream gets even kinkier. My sister comes into the room and climbs into bed with us. She in younger. I have her play with his balls and suck on them. Again, like the last dream, I felt some guilt. I knew this was wrong and it would change the relationship between my Uncle and I forever. But, the intensity and arousal was too much. My pussy was so wet. I kept looking up at him and deepthroating his cock. My sister did so well with his balls. I helped move her head around as she sucked on them. We switched off and I let her suck his cock for a second. But, my Uncle liked me sucking it better. So, I continued making him feel amazing. The skin on his cock felt so good on my lips. I remember exactly how it felt in my dream. Then, he came inside of my mouth. His cum was so sweet and silky. I swallowed all of it. The guilt of what just happened set in what it was all done, but we both layed there next to him naked.
I can still remember what his cum tastes like.

I Love My Daddy

My little pink nightgown is so sweet
My soft blonde hair down nice and neat
Cherry flavored gloss on my lips
Tiny pink panties on my hips
Mommy is leaving the house
It's her weekly girls night out
I just get so overly excited
Thinking of us being united
Oh, my Daddy will be so pleased
When I'm happily down on my knees
Opening my mouth up wide
He will shove his hard cock inside
Oh, I am such a good little girl
Daddy gives my tiny nipple a twirl
We both lay down in Mommy's room
She won't be home anytime soon
I love when Daddy kisses my lips
And pulls my panties down my hips
Kissing my stomach to my kitty
He tells me I am sweet and pretty
I feel his tongue licking between my thighs
I stare back at him with admiring eyes
Then his body is on top of me
Sticking his hardness into my kitty
Oh, my Daddy made my cherry pop
Now he wants to fill me with every drop
He fills me full with white creamy juice
I'm such a good girls and a little loose

Fisting Porn

I have a serious obsession with fisting porn. I think its because I want it done to me so very bad. The thought of my little pussy being stretched out by a man is so fucking hot. I don't know why, but do any of us really know why we want the sexual things we do?

I usually watch tnaflix. They seem to be the nastiest fisting porn on the internet. This one in particular was great. As a woman, I should not like this type, but I do. You cannot see the man in the video, you can only see the woman. And she was treated like a little fuck toy. The man kept showing how stretched out her pussy was with his hands, grabbing the walls with  his fingers and stretching it out. He would insert a large object in it and wiggle it around. Mmm. How I wished that was my pussy being treated like a piece of meat. The woman had her pussy up in the air. He grabbed one of her legs, took the object out and started to brutally fist fuck her. It was amazing to watch. His fist went in so deep.

I had to try to keep myself from orgasming. But, I could not hold it anymore.

This is what I just did this morning.

Back and Ready for this Week

After this weekend, I could not wait to sign back on. So, here I am. Up for another week of hot fantasies and wild imaginations. Last week was a blast. Sure, I had well over my fair share of time waster, but will definitely be more aware this week.

I would love to name some of the people I talked to that I had such a good time with. But I like to keep conversations confidential. That way you do truly know that when we talk, whatever you say does stay between us.

Hmm, I am in the mood for some strap on fantasies tonight. I also wouldn't mind some twisted age play or other kinky family taboo. Hehe, I'm always up for that. Those both just jumped right out of my head. Anything sounds great to start this week off, though.

In the meantime, I will be thinking about more to blog about, being a busy sexy girl, and maybe catching up on some Jersey Shore (don't hate).

Love, Lexi

Lexi's Lists of 10!

These Lists are in No Particular Order Because I am too OCD as it is. Lol.

10 Reasons I Close Your Private Chat Room Window:
1. asl (This isn't fucking AOL 1990's chat-rooms. GTFO with that shit)
2. I don't cyber. (Refer to reason above)
3. You have been put on my "Wanker" list. (Ya, more like an IP address list)
4. The conversation is going no where. (We don't get paid by the hour)
5. Within 30 seconds you type the same line more then twice.
6. You have the word "Big" in your nickname. (Sorry if you're a good one. Blame #3)
7. Another girl just told me you're a Wanker. (Us girls do talk)
8. You are under the age of 26.
9. Your answer to being in chat is because you are "bored".
10. You ask me if I am a girl. (I didn't know Lexi was a unisex name)

10 Topics Guys Talk About the Most:
1. Lingerie Fetish
2. Cuckold Fantasy
3. Incest
4. Blackmail
5. Tease and Denial
6. Pussy Worship
7. Strap-Ons
8. Oral Sex
9. Being a Sissy
10. Male Domination


10 Topics I Love Talking About the Most:
1. Sucking Cock
2. Incest
3. Rape
4. Bestiality
5. Sadomasochism
6. Strap-Ons
7. Panty Fetish
8. Blackmail
9. Pussy Worship
10. Male Domination

10 Facts About Me You May or May Not Give a Shit About:
1. My favorite color is purple
2. I don't know how to do long division
3. I have a cat who I call "Kitters" "Miss Kitters" "Stupid Fucking Cat" or "Bitch"
4. I was a cheerleader in high school
5. My favorite restaurant is Red Lobster (Coconut Shrimp. mmmm)
6. I love the rain and thunderstorms
7. Team Edward!
8. My favorite TV show is/was Rescue Me
9. Butterflys scare the shit out of me
10. I would love to live in the country and get out of the suburbs

My Favorite Fantasies

Recently, I have become so much more open with my freaky side to callers. I don't hesitate like I used to when I get asked questions about what really gets me going. Sure, probably more then half of you won't be into what I am, but hey, you asked.
I am a very open girl. And I'm not just talking about my legs, hehe. Your fantasy might not be on my top 3 list. But, there are like, what, 500+ fantasies out there? I'm willing to dip into the fetishes that are not as familiar.
So, what exactly am I into. I get asked this a lot. Usually by wankers who just like to type their ass off and never call, but this is besides the point. Sometimes, useful men also give a shit. The answer to what turns me on the most, what is my favorite fantasy, blah blah, etc. can by summed up with one word: Extreme. For example, the type of pornographic content you can only find on paid websites without getting 10 viruses that destroy your hard-drive. Free ones just don't cut it with the topics I crave talking about. Even those sites can only scratch the surface sometimes.
This super mathematical sciency equation of superb smartness should put things into perspective:
  [(Taboo - ♥) × 10² ± ♀♂ = √ ☺]
Or... maybe I just like using the alt key codes. Either way, my mind travels a bit away from the norm, as is demonstrated by the equation in a couple ways, lol. My most enjoyable fantasies also travel to different limits.
I really still want to make that fetish blog. The only issue I bump into is the banner for the top of the site. It has to match the erotic kinky feel I want the blog to present.
Anyways, thank you for reading this post. Allowing different aspects of myself to come out in my blog is nice. I may have alluring legs, a sensual body, nice hair, etc., but I am def not your average beauty queen. Take it or leave it.
The second option is your loss. Damn, I have an attitude lately.

Lust,
Lexi